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> >WHAT CHINESE THINKS OF MALAYS> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> >> >01. You MALAY call each other 'BODOH' for fun, and too 'BODOH' to realize> it's an offensive word.> >> >
02. You're the LAZIEST person on God's earth.> >> >
03. Always update with "lagu-lagu A-minor", "lagu-lagu rindu" and "wayang> >hindustani".> >> >
04. Always give a very long honourable speech start from Duli Yang Maha> >Mulia, Tan Sri, Puan Sri, YB-YB, Yang Berbahagia Datuk, Datuk-Datuk,> >Datin-Datin, Tuan Haji, T uan Pengerusi Majlis.. and last sometime> >least...."rakyat jelata" sekalian......."terlebih dahulu saya ingin> membuka> >majlis dengan asalamualaikuwaramatulahiwabarakatu......"> >> >
05. Many Malay ended at "pusat pemulihan dadah" for common drug abuse.> >> >
06. "Air sirap" is the cheapest drink you can afford.> >> >
07. You like to tease and act perverted when someone with sexual appeal> >passing by.> >> >08. You self proclaimed from a superior race (Arabs).> >> >
09. You love to eat, especially FREE FOOD.> >> >
10. Malay favourite quote = REZEKI JANGAN DI TOLAK.> >> >
11. Malay least favourite word = JANJI MELAYU.> >> >
12. Your girls got a mouthfull of chicken's ass (loudmouths).> >> >
13. You can't stand it and always keep on staring at someone who are> be tter> >dressing/looking rather than your back-dated looks.> >> >
14. You wear your shirt more than 4 times before wash it.> >> >
15. You feel it's not right to eat first before everybody gets their meal> >(while your meal is getting cold).> >> >
16. You got that annoying habit of wanting people to acknowledge you.> >> >
17. You know for the fact that you are supersticious (bomohs and dukuns).> >> >
18. You know for the fact that Malay jokes are decently lame and you> always> >force yourself to laugh when other malay joker telling their lame jokes.> >> >
19. You always try to take advantage on other people work..> >> >
20. You are trained to be a sweet talker.> >> >21. You love to offer drinks to your boss while polishing his shoe.> >> >
22. You always pick on juniors.> >> >
23. You don't care if everyone in your class/office know for the fact> that you are lazy.> >> >
24. You are very protective on your seniority.> >> >
25. You are quite a slow thinker.> >> >
26. You prefer to borrow people's stuff rather than buy it, but hardly> return it back.> >> >
27. You also always use other's property without asking permission.> >> >
28. Many of you are not sincere when making friend with non-malays.> >> >
29. You always waste your time in the public phone talking about> >"janji-janji manis", "omong- omong kosong", "aku hidup dalam> blues","Hindi> >superstar" and "cinta-sayang". (these are direct quotes...)> >> >
30. Malay most popular ambition... * to the public = "ingin menjadi> seorang> >insan yang berguna" * in reality = to be a clerk, des patch, factory> worker> >> >
31. Gossip are number 1 favourite past time.> >> >
32. Malay favourite magazine are URTV, Mangga, Jelita, Remaja and> Variasari.> >> >
33. Mark as "bangsa pendengki" by other race in Malaysia.> >> >
34. When someone giving a speech, a Malay usually will nod their head> >(kepala terangguk-angguk) not to show that they understand, but just> simply> >to act that they understand in a serious manner.> >> >
35. Deep in the eyes of Malay, the meaning of "TERSIPU-SIPU BAHASA" and> >"MALU-MALU KUCING" are..... * GREAT APPETITE WITH A VENGEANCE> >> >
36. Malay got less friend from other races because... * Malay are too> proud> >of their own language which makes them stuck-up * Malay also ignore that> >other etnic groups and foreign people are willing to learn to speak in> Malay while got other> >knowledge in other language. (so now you know why this email is written> in ENGLISH)> >> >
37. In Malaysia, people said "wear condom and don't forget to take a bath> >with Dettol if you make love to a Malay".> >> >
38. An example of a Malay with good grades =STRAIGHT C-MINUS> >> >
39. A Malay boss are known as * intimidating his staff * Sexual harrasing> & Blackmailing> >* Welcome more family member and friends to join the company * Corruption> >* Always bring company's item home for personel use.> >> >
40. Malay, as the biggest population in Malaysia, are always feels> threaten with the> >minority Christian in the country.> >> >
41. Malay chicks always dream to have sex with White Man but always ended> >get f*ck by their own species. (Im sorry if this offended y ou, but it was> a promise)> >> >
42. Most babies found in the bushes and dustbin are Malay.> >> >
43. Most adultery/incest cases are by Malay.> >> >
44. Most divorce cases are by Malay couple.> >> >
45. Most yuppie wannabes are Malay.> >> >
46. Malay man got the habit using sink/wash hand area to rinse and wash> >their penis mostly in their bathroom, hostel and also in the public> toilet.> >> >
47. Malay love to make fun at people who use toilet paper to wipe ass> >because they love to touch their sh*t with their hand.> >> >
48. Malay knows that other races could not dare to eat malay food not> >because of the spices but because the food was process by their> ass-wiping-hand.> >> >
49. Malay use toilet paper in Malay restaurant/food court/warung to wipe> customer's> >mouth and hand.> >> >
50. A typical malay Ready-to-wear.....* a long, torn jeans, * a T-shirt *> a pair of loafers> >> >
51. Malays can't live without rice and chilli.> >> >52. A malay who check in a foreign hotel will cook their food inside the> >hotel room with water boiler and a portable mini cooker to save cost.> >> >
52. Malay knows their favourite fast food......KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN hot> and spicy.> >> >
53. Malay will eat fried chicken and burger just like in the manner of> >eating rice with hand "one hand lean on the table, slouching head to the> >plate and other hand with finger close to each other to enter mouth".> >> >
54. Malay toilet always smells like "petai".> >> >
55. Malay love to remind people to have their morning shower but they> >themself always ended up havi ng a BO in the afternoon. (BO=body-odour)> >> >
56. Backstabbing are malay greatest asset.> >> >
57. Cheating in examination or test are heredity.> >> >
58. Malay favourite brand are G.A Blue Jeans, Lady-like Jeans, a fake> Ray-ban.> >> >
59. Upper class Malay favourite brand are the cheapest Versace t-shirt,> Malboro Classic> >sometimes fake sometimes not jeans, an old fashion (erik estrada CHIPS)> >Ray-Ban glasses and a discount sales Mark and Spencer.> >> >
60. Weekend are racing paradise for "Mat Motor".> >> >
61. Malay never learn to accept people's opinion as a giude or challenge.> >> >
62. You feel that you had to support Moslem terrorist just because their> are> >Islam and not because their are a serial killers.> >> >
63. Malay favourite living concept = BIAR PERUT KO SONG ASALKAN RUMAH> CANTIK> >MACAM ISTANA.> >> >
64. The only musical instrument you can play is a GITAR KAPOK.> >> >
65. You Malay will pretend to ignore and deny that you are typical.> >> >
66. You MALAYS dreaming to become rich, but not by hard working or> studying> >BUT with ALL KINDS OF SKIM CEPAT KAYA and STUPID MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING> >BUSINESS.> >> >
67. Dont have money but always want to action -buying cars like Waja,> Wira> >and other expensive cars while you know you can only afford a KAPCAI.> >> >
68. Parents very rich but still go overseas using govenment> scholarship.Go> >overseas to enjoy and not to study.> >> >
69. You will start to wondering about yourself after reading this